you’re not hardcore unless you live hardcore
and the legend
of the sax
is way hardcore
I CANT STOP LAUGHING OH MY GOD
READ THE LAST ONE OUT LOUD
YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED
i want to give hunger games headcanons so drop a ‘yooooooo’ in my inbox if u want me to tell you your:
- signature weapon
- strategy/how you play the hunger games
- style of killing (if any)
- death scenario
- victory strategy (if any)
still doing it; send in more yos
- TEXTILES. DEFINITELY TEXTILES. 8 for you.
- NEEDLES. AGGRESSIVELY GIVES YOU A SEWING THEME. But seriously you would need a heavy, huge-damage weapon like a mace. You’re not built for running and you’re like a mama-bear, so heavy, slow attacks are your thing.
- You would try to look after other, weaker tributes and make a small army of children to hunt and gather for you. You would also protect them and set up sentries and a base. You have no idea what happens when you have to kill all of them though?
- You would only kill if threatened or provoked. You would probably use strength and the weight of your weapon to kill.
- You would probably be ambushed and killed with a range weapon, or by someone who fought through your defenses to get to you and thus disband your alliance with the kids.
- All your allies are killed and you finish off their murderer in a duel, using your environment to gain an advantage.
Holy shit, Ally, this is perfect.
DID YOU GUYS KNOW THERE IS A BIKER GANG CALLED RESCUE INK THAT BREAKS UP DOGFIGHTING RINGS, CONFRONTS ANIMAL ABUSERS, CONFISCATES NEGLECTED ANIMALS AND INVESTIGATES STOLEN ANIMALS
YOU CAN READ MORE ABOUT THIS BADASSERY HERE
Bikers are generally great dudes
As someone who has grown up around bikers, I can honestly say theyre some of the sweetest people on earth.
DONT CALL ME “SILLY” OR “CUTIE” OR I WILL SMILE AND BLUSH SO HARD MY FACE WILL CATCH ON FIRE DO U WANT THAT
This was recorded by the Portsmouth Sinfonia in an experiment where all the members of the orchestra would swap instruments with each other and attempt to play them to the best of their ability.
let’s be real, we were all waiting for this to happen
imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever had sex with
imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever thought about having sex with