callmeoutis:

armorgan66:

hints-of-sarcasm:

There needs to be a phrase for “I acknowledge your apology and appreciate it but it does not make things better.” instead of just saying “It’s okay.” all the time. 

I recognize the council has made an apology, but given that it is a stupid ass apology, I have elected to ignore it.

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thank you director fury

carlospalmer:

instead of calling someone a “grammar nazi”, why not try:

  • word nerd
  • syntax whiplash
  • fuckin geek
  • speech preacher
  • punctuate infatuate-er
  • ~Lord English~
  • grAMMAR SLAMMER

melkior:

send hELP

ner-oh:

thetruthoftears:

ner-oh:

when the adhesive on your pad snags ur pubes

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If you have pubes and use pads…than you probably aren’t having sex..

if a man (or a woman) can’t handle pubes or pads then he’s probably an immature douche who won’t grow up. if he can’t understand that pubes are a natural body occurance, or think that his preferance in my menstral protection is above my comfort then he’s probably an asshole and, just like with tampons, i dont want him up my vagina

sebastiandebeste:

*sees friend get canon url of their favorite character*

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teachytv:

10 years ago today, Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way went back in time to sedouce Volxemort and protect all of us from his evil plans

reblog this post to honor Enoby’s brave sacrifice, ignore if you’re a prep or a poser

riyoka:

if u ask me to go to the park and just swing on swings with u there is 98% chance i will say yes and swing for 5 hours do not test me

agent-nyx:

Today I handed a customer his change and his hand was twice the size of mine. So when he went to leave I said goodbye senjor yaoi hands without thinking. I can never show my face again.

clevverbot:

New makeup line for men including:

  • Guyliner
  • Manscara
  • Bruhnzer
  • Lipsdick

erernjaeger:

hanji zoe is a beautiful human being

callmeoutis:

i was ready to just scroll past like “haha grammar humor” but then it was weird al and i,

vinegod:

This is the most beautiful day by Marlon Webb

audible-smiles:

we bred wolves until they were dumb enough that they needed us and now we film them while laughing about how dumb they are and I kind of love it

giddytf2:

chippper:

for-redheads:

Ginger Animal of the Week

Caracal / Desert Lynx (Caracal caracal)

Photos  |   [1] Caracal by Sandra Metzbauer  |  [2] by Annafur  |  [3]  Tiny little kitten by Andreas Jansrud

screeches

The last picture got me good.